Tall-tale poem

His bark breaks the sound barrier
His nose is as cold as an ice box.
A wag of his taill causes hurricanes.
He gets so cold that hes turning into ice.
His feet are so wet that it looks like hes walking on water.
He eats a mountain of dog food
And drinks a watter fall dri.
But thoough he breaks the bank
He’s the apple of my eye.

Tall-tale story

I am so thirsty I can drink a whole lake. I am thirsty because I was skating since the sunrise.
I am so thirsty that i can drink the whole nile river. I am so hungry that i can eat a whole horse. I
got so hungry because ive been running like if i was in a marathon.